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Another, longer joke, with a similar (or not) twist is:

Three men, stranded on a desert island, find a lamp. They rub it, and out comes the genie. He says to the three, "You each get one wish."

The first says, "I wish I was twice as smart as I am now." The genie waves his hand, and he suddenly is. Realizing that he can make it to shore, he dives into the surf and swims off.

The second says, "I wish I was ten times as smart as I am now!" He then fells a tree, builds a raft, and starts paddling toward shore.

The third says, "I wish I was a THOUSAND times as smart as the other two put together!" Then he looks about, seeing the distant figures of his two friends, and starts across the bridge.

- RadRob</div>